The Man Who Wasn’t There: The Barber of Santa Rosa

<i>The Man Who Wasn’t There: </i>The Barber of Santa Rosa

Has there ever been a more aptly named film than The Man Who Wasn’t There? The title character, Ed Crane, is as pale and insubstantial as the long ash on his ever-present cigarette. A barber by trade, he is laconic to a fault, with the kind of face that a client doesn’t recognize mere hours after a haircut. He has no vices. (Smoking isn’t a vice in 1949 Santa Rosa, California.) He has no real passions. His marriage is sexless, and he’s a cuckold. When Birdy, a teenager he is trying to mentor, attempts to fellate him while he’s driving, he screams “Heavens to Betsy!” and runs the car off the road.

Only one thing awakens desire-cum-criminality in Ed, and it’s the classic noir dream of—checks notes—co-owning a dry-cleaning franchise.

You heard that right. Not a big score. Not another man’s wife. Not a big score and another man’s wife. Ed wants to leave his brother-in-law’s barbershop behind and devote himself to the futuristic enterprise of cleaning clothes without immersing them in water.

The only catch is that it will cost $10,000—about $136,000 in 2025 dollars—to become the silent partner of the clearly shady stranger offering him this opportunity. That’s not an easy amount to come by when you’re second chair in a barbershop.

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